childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

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not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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laughingnancy:

“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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